The Unfortunate Truth About Being Your Own Fortune Teller

Hi, my name is Marlie, and I THINK I can see the future. You see, every now and then I freeze up and I look like I’m in outer space. I get this kind of vision of something that’s about to happen… Wait, no, that’s not me. That’s every episode I’ve ever seen of That’sContinue reading “The Unfortunate Truth About Being Your Own Fortune Teller”

Need a miracle? Phone a friend.

I’ve been having good days and bad days. Don’t we all? I guess you could say I’m having typical “mid-semester stress.” But this semester is different. This semester is my last. This semester, I’m not going to be scheduling another semester of school. This semester, I’m going 0-100 trying to figure out what the heckContinue reading “Need a miracle? Phone a friend.”

An open apology to everyone I was sassy to today…

And you know, I’m probably not the only one who’s annoyed. It’s only 4 weeks into the Fall semester, and my patience is tearing at the seams like the right strap of my $9 backpack from Walmart.

Blame it on whatever. Senior-itis. Commuter-itis. Itis-itis. We’re all frustrated, tired and thinking the world owes us all something. We’re all late for class or work and giving up on the week and it’s only Tuesday.